The Boss’s first grandchild was due yesterday. He didn’t’t seem unduly excited, concerned, or worried. In fact, he didn’t seem to care at all.
The Office Secretary came rushing up to us this morning: “Has Your Boss’s grandbaby been born yet?”
“Um … we have no idea.”
“You mean you haven’t asked him?!”
She scurried away, leaving us to get on with stuff. Five minutes later, a high-pitched scream echoed through the office corridors.
“Baby’s been born, then.”