Next year, and in future, I’m going to make my own Yuletide and/or Christmas cards, pretending to come from intriguing-sounding fictitious organisations.
Blessed Yule from the Chocolate Digestive Research Association
Or, if I feel really energetic, invent complete round-robin letters in a similar vein
2007 was a busy year for everyone at the Calderdale Explorers And Adventurers Society. In January, Sir Reginald Outhwaite (membership no. 207) discovered an entirely new and unmapped area of wilderness near Denholm Clough, but was soon overshadowed by Col. Andrew Davidson-Spong’s discovery of a lost Andean civilisation in the hills just outside Todmordon. February was quiet, but March brought our annual big-game hunting expedition, this year in a part of the world our members rarely visit – Scarborough.
Seasonal tidings to anyone who has come online today. I’m off now, to throw balled-up wrapping paper for the cat to play fetch with.