In which we go away for a while

Time for a holiday – the tent’s ready, the car’s all loaded, and we’re going camping. Someone will be looking after the site whilst I’m away, I promise.

The mother was concerned that I wouldn’t be able to see at night. She didn’t think I was taking enough torches. I pointed out I had a small torch, a big torch, a medium torch, a wind-up torch, a strap-to-your-head torch, and an album by “heavy stoner pop” band Torche.* That’s enough torches.

* Not to be confused with an organisation called The Gay Conservatives, who apparently used to have the domain name www.torche.gb.org.

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4 comments on “Enough”

  1. Martijn says:

    Oh, we’ll miss you. Oh, no, we are lucky, we won’t have to. :)

  2. Are you going to a Jean-Michel Jarre concert with all those torches ?

  3. Claire says:

    Holiday, without me! you filthy wench… I’m not impressed! :)

    Hope you have a fab time, I want a stick of rock and a hug when you get back!

    Who will be looking after the site, your mother?

  4. Forest Pines says:

    Nope – can you imagine me trusting the mother with the site?

    I do have a copy of Oxygene on tape somewhere…

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