Enough
In which we go away for a while
Time for a holiday – the tent’s ready, the car’s all loaded, and we’re going camping. Someone will be looking after the site whilst I’m away, I promise.
The mother was concerned that I wouldn’t be able to see at night. She didn’t think I was taking enough torches. I pointed out I had a small torch, a big torch, a medium torch, a wind-up torch, a strap-to-your-head torch, and an album by “heavy stoner pop” band Torche.* That’s enough torches.
* Not to be confused with an organisation called The Gay Conservatives, who apparently used to have the domain name www.torche.gb.org.


Oh, we’ll miss you. Oh, no, we are lucky, we won’t have to.
Are you going to a Jean-Michel Jarre concert with all those torches ?
Holiday, without me! you filthy wench… I’m not impressed!
Hope you have a fab time, I want a stick of rock and a hug when you get back!
Who will be looking after the site, your mother?
Nope – can you imagine me trusting the mother with the site?
I do have a copy of Oxygene on tape somewhere…