Enough

In which we go away for a while

Written by Forest Pines; published at 7:28 am on May 26th, 2007.
Filed under: Dear Diary.

Time for a holiday – the tent’s ready, the car’s all loaded, and we’re going camping. Someone will be looking after the site whilst I’m away, I promise.

The mother was concerned that I wouldn’t be able to see at night. She didn’t think I was taking enough torches. I pointed out I had a small torch, a big torch, a medium torch, a wind-up torch, a strap-to-your-head torch, and an album by “heavy stoner pop” band Torche.* That’s enough torches.

* Not to be confused with an organisation called The Gay Conservatives, who apparently used to have the domain name www.torche.gb.org.

Keyword noise: break, camping, holiday, torch, Torche, travel

4 comments on “Enough”

1. Martijn says:

   May 26, 2007 at 10:19 am

   Oh, we’ll miss you. Oh, no, we are lucky, we won’t have to.
2. Let's Kill Saturday Night says:

   May 27, 2007 at 6:24 pm

   Are you going to a Jean-Michel Jarre concert with all those torches ?
3. Claire says:

   May 27, 2007 at 8:23 pm

   Holiday, without me! you filthy wench… I’m not impressed!

   Hope you have a fab time, I want a stick of rock and a hug when you get back!

   Who will be looking after the site, your mother?
4. Forest Pines says:

   June 1, 2007 at 11:26 am

   Nope – can you imagine me trusting the mother with the site?

   I do have a copy of Oxygene on tape somewhere…