A homage to loading screens.
Or, what to do if you find yourself trapped by an evil inventor with a passion for marine life
“Behold!” cried the Evil Villain Scientist, his voice screeching and cracking with excitement. “My latest invention, the invention which will let me take over the WORLD! They thought I was mad! They said it couldn’t be done! They said it would break the laws of physics! But here I have it! The Marine Life Invisibility Ray!!!”
In which we have no bread
As people have been asking, here’s the cake that K’s very kindly made me for my birthday. I haven’t actually tasted it yet – as I write this it’s sitting in the fridge – but as all of K’s cooking is wonderful and delicious, I’m sure it will be fantastic.
In which a classic joke has a happy ending
“My dog’s got no nose.”
In which a classic joke turns out to be rather sad
“My dog’s got no nose”
In which we make some numbers up
According to Martijn, 47% of all blog posts consist of links to other blogs.*
Or, postcards from Cornwall
It is of course pissing down. We are loitering within tent.
In which I make you groan
Special offer! Medieval torture kit, only £9.99*
In which we tell a tall tale
There once was a teacher, who went by the name of Miss Swing. She was a very good teacher, popular with her children, who were all well-behaved and scored very well on all the tests they took. All the parents at parents’ evening either wanted to be her or be with her, and all her colleagues knew she was wonderful in the classroom, the best teacher the school had.
Or, the conclusion
This is the final part. If you need to catch up, here is part one, and part two.
In which we pretend to break something
I’ve noticed I’ve been a bit lax updating recently – if you look on the sidebar, you’ll notice these past few months have had far fewer posts than before. Back in January I said to myself that I was going to try to update every day. As you can see, I haven’t been managing it.
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