HomePhone conversation
Or, the discovery of Ultimate Crisps
Taloollah: Oh, something happened the other day, and I’ve been waiting for someone to tell.
Me: Yes?
T: I came home from the pub the other night, and I was feeling hungry, so I got a packet of crisps out of the cupboard … and it was full of crisps. You know how most crisp packets have lots of empty space inside? This one was packed full.
Me: Wow.
T: I know! I only realised when I’d been eating crisps for a bit, and I suddenly thought: hang on, this packet of crisps is lasting a long time.
Me: That’s the ultimate packet of crisps ever. The best crisps in history.
T: You should blog about it. Say it happened to you.
Me: No, I can’t do that! I’ll blog this phone call, though.