Arrg kxrrt!

*

Signs you might be English

In which we rely on stereotype


If someone walks into you in the street, you say “sorry”, even though it’s not your fault.

You can have ten-minute conversations with complete strangers, but only about the weather or how terribly the buses are running.

You will sigh at people under your breath, but never dare of telling them what you think.

You will be stubborn enough to always wait for the other person to apologise.

You keep all your feelings to yourself.

And when something great and amazing happens to you, you say “Ooh, that’s nice.”

Keyword noise: , ,

*

One comment on “Signs you might be English”

Leave a comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.

*

Search this site

*

Contact

E: feedback [at] symbolicforest [dot] com

IM: Ask me if you'd like to know

*

Post Categories

Artistic (118)
Dear Diary (349)
Feeling Meh (48)
Geekery (109)
In With The Old (34)
Linkery (37)
Media Addict (164)
Meta (79)
Photobloggery (94)
Political (113)
Polling (7)
Sub category (19)
The Family (31)
The Office (70)
Unbelievable (53)